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The second most popular mail I get is how to handle a woman that keeps testing you.
Women have cunning little tricks they use to measure your romantic potential. Your game's a sham, and she knows it: Springing for a drink is nice but ultimately transparent. You are always giving off signals as to how you'll act when you’re not trying to impress a woman, Lucky for you, Butter has your back covered with this pop-quiz answer key: The Hookup Test Athletes and rock stars get girls because they're cocky and coordinated. If you’re graceful, confident, and calm, then she will assume you’ll be better in bed than a clumsy clod, Air hockey could be her way of giving you a tryout. My advice: Don't flub the puck. The Humor Test She's ripping on your Journey T-shirt for a reason. If you can laugh it off or zing her back, it can mean major points, A woman wants to feel like ‘You get her, She wants someone who's just as sarcastic and cerebrally funny." The Jealousy Test Play it cool, but not too cool, when she leaves your side. "If you’re too supportive of her venturing out and trying something new--like talking to other men at the bar, she’ll take the hint and move on. If you’re silent, then she’ll take it that you’re jealous, which is kind of hot in her eyes. The Backbone Test Doesn't matter if she's taking a stand on politics, hunting, or how much to tip: She wants to see how you handle a healthy disagreement. Women want to know that you have a spine and are able to discuss difficult topics, Men who can debate with grace are men who will be able to help navigate the difficult issues that occur in every relationship. The Service Test Shaft the waiter or the bartender and you're revealing your real self. She's looking at how you treat other people. Also, be gracious but brief when said waitress or bartender is wearing a halter top with a plunging neckline. The Long-Term Test Extra credit: Pass every one of these tests and you could find yourself watching her attack cat for the weekend or spending a day shopping alone with her mom. She's seeing how much you'll sacrifice for her if she's not around. She wants to make sure you want all of her, including the painful parts. |
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