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The idea of asking Butter for advice is slightly more dangerous than cleaning a plugged-in toaster in the shower.  But, what the hell?  He's got ideas, too.  Just because his impulses are infinitely more twisted than Mike Tyson or Brittney Spears shouldn't exclude him from the advice-giving business.  On this ground, we stand firm!

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There is this guy on my dock. We went out to the movies two days ago. I have no romantic interest in him, however he seemed to have misinterpreted our hanging out. At the end of the night he gave me a wet kiss on the lips and I actually let him. I didn't say no. Now, what should I do? How do I tell him that there is not going to be anything between us after that without hurting his feelings?
 
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That's a tough one.
One option is to come right out and say. "I'm not interested in having a romantic relationship with you, although I'd like to have you as a friend."
But there are several more interesting approaches you can take. For example, "Bob, there's something about me you should know... Ummm...you know Ellen DeGeneres?”
Or the one Jewels used on me the first time, "Guess what! My boyfriend is getting out of prison this week! Say...don't mention that you kissed me, OK? Vinnie don't like that..."
 
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