What can be said about Butter that hasn't already been said about Foster Brooks?  Except Butter being funnier.

The idea of asking Butter for advice is slightly more dangerous than cleaning a plugged-in toaster in the shower.  But, what the hell?  He's got ideas, too.  Just because his impulses are infinitely more twisted than Mike Tyson or Brittney Spears shouldn't exclude him from the advice-giving business.  On this ground, we stand firm!

Hey, kids, show some courage and looky here at Butter's advice as he writes for PartyDocks.com advice column.