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What can be said about Butter that hasn't already been said about Foster Brooks?  Except Butter being funnier.

The idea of asking Butter for advice is slightly more dangerous than cleaning a plugged-in toaster in the shower.  But, what the hell?  He's got ideas, too.  Just because his impulses are infinitely more twisted than Mike Tyson or Brittney Spears shouldn't exclude him from the advice-giving business.  On this ground, we stand firm!

Hey, kids, show some courage and looky here at Butter's advice as he writes for PartyDocks.com advice column.

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The Mayor
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Got an e-mail from a guy named Ted asking Butter "What is phone sex?"


I like to start my exercising off slow and taper from there.
 
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Butter
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Why don't you bring one of them stools over here... yeah, bring the one with the smiley face on it. You like that one. Okay, alright, now I need you to listen. Listen good.

When a phone loves another phone, from far away or the same home, it feels a tug at its earpiece. Well, that first phone, rings the other who shakes and discovers a connection at the same frequency. If their signal is stout then no one cuts out. So they keep keepin' on with that check. When no one is bugging, they do "special hugging". And that's what we call phone sex.

The ringing is just a test to see if you're gone. That's why sometimes when you pick up no one's on! Then the phones make special bonds. And then 9 months later: Baby Bell!

And that's why you should always use an answering machine.
 
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