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What can be said about Butter that hasn't already been said about Foster Brooks?  Except Butter being funnier.

The idea of asking Butter for advice is slightly more dangerous than cleaning a plugged-in toaster in the shower.  But, what the hell?  He's got ideas, too.  Just because his impulses are infinitely more twisted than Mike Tyson or Brittney Spears shouldn't exclude him from the advice-giving business.  On this ground, we stand firm!

Hey, kids, show some courage and looky here at Butter's advice as he writes for PartyDocks.com advice column.

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Top 10 things Butter plans to do this summer

10. Stop drinking in the office (his garage), start drinking on the boat.
9. Catch every Kenny Chesney show on the Eastern seaboard
8. Climb the treacherous north face of Wild Bill.
7. Buy a summertime straw hat for his pet goat, Jimmy.
6. Start his own website: butter.com
5. Eat bad pizza from the Pub-Delli-Disco-Fuel and Beer Stop (The Delli Dock) and spend July face-down in the driveway
4. Make annual pilgrimage to the Miller Brewing Co. in Wisconsin
3. Realize dream of becoming first man to drive cross-country in a yellow Commonwealth Van
2. Take down the Christmas lights
1. Wire the barn where he winter stores his boat for free!


I like to start my exercising off slow and taper from there.
 
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Hey Butter... What's up with rule #29 of the marina contract.
 
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