Ask Butter ....

What can be said about Butter that hasn't already been said about Foster Brooks?  Except Butter being funnier.

The idea of asking Butter for advice is slightly more dangerous than cleaning a plugged-in toaster in the shower.  But, what the hell?  He's got ideas, too.  Just because his impulses are infinitely more twisted than Mike Tyson or Brittney Spears shouldn't exclude him from the advice-giving business.  On this ground, we stand firm!

Hey, kids, show some courage and looky here at Butter's advice as he writes for PartyDocks.com advice column.

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Butter goes to the doctor with both of his ears burnt.
The doctor asked him how he did it. Butter starts to explain how he is on 24hr call at work. And if work calls it is generally an emergency. Well Butter continued, tonight I’m walking through the kitchen where Barbie was ironing. And when the phone rang and I picked up her iron and put it up to my ear.
The doctor trying to hold back his laughter, said not to worry that the accident was understandable. But that didn’t explain how he burnt the other ear.
Butter said “Doc, you aint gonna believe this. But do you know that the phone rang again!
 
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