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I wanna get my tongue pierced and was wondering how dangerous it is and all the negative things about it. Please help!
 
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I hear that tongue piercing enhances fellatio, so if you're planning on sucking {edited by the Mayor}, I say you go for it. You may want to check into local laws regarding age and piercing. I like body piercing myself and in fact Jewels says I have a hole in my head she'd like to stick something in it. I will say however, when I got my first I was 19 years old and living on my own. You being only 16 may run into a little trouble with not only local laws but also your parents. Try talking to them and feeling them out first. Just don't go do it and come home only to have your parents freak out and make your life miserable for weeks. Granted it may be your body but you're living under their roof and with that often comes some double standards and rules. Good luck! E-Mail me and let me know what happens.

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